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| SOD: Jesus of Suburbia, part 3: I don't care by Green Day
LOD:
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dont care if you dont.
I dont care if you dont
i dont care if you dont care
everyone is so full of shit!
Born and raised by hypocrites.
Hearts recycled but never saved
from the cradle to the grave
we are the kids of war and peace
from anahem to the middle east
we are the stories and disciples of the jesus of suburbia
land of make believe
and it dont believe in me and i dont care! | | |
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| You are |  |
| Your Brain is 86.67% Female, 13.33% Male | | You
have the brain of a girly girlWhich isn't a bad thing at allYou're
emphatetic, caring, and in tune with emotions.You're a good friend and
give great advice. |
| You Know You're From Minnesota When... | The weather is usually 80% of your conversation. (sometimes)
When you say "down south" you're referring to Iowa. (sometimes)
You call highways "freeways." (no)
Snow tires came standard on your car. (I don't have a car)
You've never taken public transportation. (eh?)
75% of your graduating high school class went to the University of Minnesota. (...I have graduated yet, but likely...yes..)
"Perkins" was the only hangout option in high school. (yup)
You assume when you say "The Cities" people know where you're talking about. (yup)
You can list all the "-dales." (nope)
People from other states love to hear you say words with "o"s in them. (shut up...)
In a conversation you've heard someone say "yah sure, you betcha" and you didn't laugh. (yup)
You could pinpoint exactly where each scene in the movie "Untamed Heart" was filmed. (nope)
You hate the movie "Fargo" but realize you and your entire family have that same accent. (nope)
You get mad at people who think Fargo is in Minnesota. (yup)
You know what Mille Lacs is and how to spell it. (nope)
You have fish boiled in lye for Christmas. (nope)
You know what "uff-da" means and how to use it properly. (yup)
You know the 2 sports-related reasons why we hate Dallas. (nope)
Nothing gets you madder than seeing a Green Bay sticker on a MN car. (yup)
The only reason you go to Wisconsin is to get fireworks. (nope)
You're a loyal Target shopper. (yup)
You've frozen your tongue on a metal handrail before. (shut up..)
You own an ice house, a snowmobile, and a 4 wheel drive vehicle. (nope)
You wear shorts when it's 50 degrees outside in March, but you bundle up and complain in August when it goes below 60. (yup)
You have gone trick-or-treating in 3 feet of snow. (yup)
You've not only walked across a lake, you've driven across one. (nope)
Everyone you know has a cabin or, at least, access to one. (not really.. no)
You know that Lake Wobegon isn't real and you know who made it up,
where they live, and exactly what you want to do about it. (yup)
You have friends who schedule their wedding in the middle of January without a thought about weather conditions. (yup)
You consider a six inch snowfall a blessing for "the cities" because it provides instant urban renewal. (nope)
You keep the snow tires on your truck all year because it ain't worth taking them off for only two months. (nope)
Your local Dairy Queen is closed from December through February. (yup)
You believe the only REAL vehicles have skis in front and a loud motor under your seat. (nope)
You consider snow banks to be "just another rough" on the golf course. (nope)
You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time. (nope)
You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel for your 3rd birthday. (nope)
Your town isn't trying to be ironic when it plans a "winter carnival." (nope)
The temperature in March is above freezing for three days in a row, and you think it's summer. (yup)
You laugh out loud every time you see a news report about a blizzard shutting down the entire East Coast. (yup)
You think happiness is owning a "piece of lakeshore." (nope)
You never meet any celebrities except The "BODY" (nope)
You know what and where "Dinkytown" is. (nope)
When you talk about "opener" you are not talking about cans. (yup)
You have refused to buy something because it's too "spendy." (yup)
You believe that the Vikings would have won four Super Bowls by now if they were still playing in Metropolitan Stadium. (no)
You are convinced the Twins will never win the pennant because the
owners are too cheap to pay the good players, so they all leave. (no)
Your town has an equal number of bars and churches. (I think..)
You grew up thinking rice was only for dessert. (no)
You think that ketchup is a little too spicy. (no)
Your gas station thinks "full service" means filling your gas tank,
washing the windshield, checking the oil and being friendly to the
customers. (no)
You (or your parents) voted for Mondale. (I don't know...)
You've seen "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" in Uptown. (... I wish...)
You know that everyone has a city preference -- Minneapolis or St. Paul. (yup)
You can honestly claim Germanic / Scandinavian ancestors, and have been known to say "ya" instead of "yes" (yup)
Upon seeing an ocean for the first time, you say, "Hey! That looks like Lake Superior!" (nope)
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Minnesota. (yup)
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| You Know You're Addicted to Anime When... | You call your dog Shinji.
You perform a canon ball dive into a pool while yelling "Spirit Bomb!"
Your house has an anime room.
You and your friends flash peace signs and take girlish poses when you are happy.
You get an anime tattoo even though you're scared of needles.
Your walls are covered in wallscrolls and posters from your favorite series.
If you use the term 'Kawaii' for describing everything.
You try to convince your girlfriend that 'cat ears' and 'tail' really looks good on them.
You can sing songs from your favorite shows, in Japanese, even though you dont speek Japanese...
You spent hours looking through your library for a copy of "The Universe of Four Gods"
You have legally changed your name to that of your favorite charcter.
You wear a necklace and fall down everytime someone says sit boy.
You insist on having an entrance that includes spotlights, music, and
raining cherry blossoms (while you hold a rose if you're a
guy).
Your only dream is to attend Tokyo U with a girl you haven't seen in 15 years.
You play an instrument and you nick name it Inuyasha
For valinetines day you buy a stuffed dog and make up your on japanese name for it
If you get mad at you teacher and draw a picture of her as a anime demon cat
You wtch Iron Chef constanly to pick up great recipes ( haven't done it but plan to )
You've bought a twenty dollar ring in the shaped of a dragon to show off at school.
You always have your hair covering your left eye and always fliping it so you look like a anime character.
You think that falling flat on your back with your legs in the air is a normal reaction to big news.
You are worried because you don't have several desirable members of the
opposite sex frantically trying to make you fall in love with them.
You shave a cresent moon onto your cats head, dye the cat purple, then take it to school and insist it's Luna, your talking cat.
You go around town trying to eat donuts and act all crazy-like, all the while saying you're Vash the Stampede.
To resolve a conflict, you insist in a duel.
The employees at Gamestop know you, and tell you when you walk in if they've gotten a new shipment of anime DVDs.
You've gotten angry at someone and placed two fingers on your forehead
shouted the word "Makanekasopo!" (specail beam cannon or light of
death) and then poked them in the eye.
You waste countless amounts of hair gel to get that "Goku look"
You map out points in Tokyo where the Dragons of Earth might attack
You believe it is possible for a person to be severly beaten in the
head with a large hammer, stick, etc...and still come out alive.
You have a moment of confusion whenever you go to school because there
are no girls in those tiny little skirts that come with their school
uniform
You yell out 'Baka hanyou Inu-Yasha!' at your birthday party and
everyone (except your parents) knows you're talking to your boyfriend.
You tell your parents you need to stay out past curfew to save the colonies.
Each time you see a stray animal, you turn your hat sideways and throw
one of those plastic Pokeballs Burger King was giving out in their
kids' meals yelling, "POKEBALL, GO!"
You add "no da" to the end of all statements you make
The majority of your CDs are Japanese or the English version of a
Japanese soundtrack or the English soundtrack of an anime that just
decided that it would use English in its songs.
You misplace your manga and someone at school you don't even know gives it to you saying they knew it was yours.
You incorporate Japanese, somehow, into every class.
You use random Japanese words such as baka, kawaii, and hentai.
You try to read every book from right to left
You take a break from watching anime to go to your computer (nicknamed
Lord Conti) to download anime (for previewing purposes only! ;) ),
while visiting your favorite anime forum, while listening to Japanese
webradio...
You call your parents Oka-san and Otou-san
You say ITADAKIMASU!! before you eat your meals
You think that locket your boyfriend gave you will turn you into a magical girl
You'll risk grounding to get a good new fanfic.
You constantly say "w00p" after almost every sentance.
You insist on chopsticks for everyday use.
Your bookshelf is filled with anime boxed sets and no books
You stop listening to the radio because english makes no sense to you anymore and it's your first spoken language
You call yourself "otaku."
All of your family portraits have been altered to the proper super large eye size.
Random battles seem to erupt wherever you go.
You take the time to write messages on your cigarettes, only to burn them right away.
Your dreams are animated.
You naru punch all the guys at school, and then wonder why they don't follow you around like keitaro follows naru.
You hold your eyes really wide all day trying to make them stay big
Duct tape is really funny to you and most of your threats involve taping people to walls.
When you're washing dishes you yell out "SUPAH WAVE SMASHUH!" or any water attack.
You run out of space on your computer because the hard drive is taken
up by hundreds of anime pics, mp3s, midis, and music videos.
You spend all night trying to figure out how many people you can get to
go in with you on buying the complete collection of Sailor Moon
episodes in Japanese.
You spend your whole spring break working on an anime webpage.
You expect to see a teardrop over someone's head when they get embarressed.
You start to speak with an odd accent.
You can watch two animes in the same room at the same time and still have the TV off.
You know your favorite character's bloodtype.
Knowing Sailor Moon helps you on an Astronomy test.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to anime. |
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| I'm not a fucking slut and I don't appreciate being called one.
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| I'm gonna start a Song of the Day and a Lyric of the Day.
Guys, remember, read my last entry, you will learn a lot that will be
helpful when it comes to girls, be that now or later in life.
SOD: Built This Way by Samantha Robinson
LOD:
"You think you know what you think you'll find
Think you'll figure me out tonight
But you'll never know what I won't share
Cuz I don't care no I don't care
You think you'll figure me out tonight
But I don't care
And I wonder if I'm just built this way
Cuz every man that I know makes me feel like I'm too plain
When it's over and my selfish ways
Go back to start again"
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